A fellow is selling puppies at a flea market. His sign says, "Republican Puppies, $50." A week later, the same man is selling the same puppies at the same flea market, but the sign says "Democratic Puppies, $50." A possible customer asks, "What's up? Last week they were Republican puppies and this week they are Democratic puppies?" The seller replies, "This week their eyes are open."
The car comes screeching into the driveway and the woman gets out and runs into the house shouting to her husband, "I just won the lottery. Start packing!" Her husband says, "Great news! Should I pack for the beach or the mountains?" She says, "It doesn't matter. Just get out!"
Don Nickles LAST WORDS: Rosebud
Don Nickles LAST WORDS: " Frank! Frank! Frank! "
Don Nickles LAST WORDS: "I feel better now!"
Don Nickles LAST WORDS: What are you looking at Hockey Puck!""
Don Nickles LAST WORDS: "You can't take it with you? I'm glad I can leave my family, friends and fans behind."