Dry

Where is the driest spot on Earth?     it's not the Sahara !

The Atacama Desert ...
The 600 miles of South America's Atacama desert is recorded as the driest place on Earth, no contest. This desert has an average of only 4 inches (10.16cm) of rain every hundred years. Incredible, but true.

Lefsetz on Apple Music

This would be a rave, at least a qualified one, if it weren't for those pesky interface issues. And if I have them, what about the punter Apple and the industry hope to get on board and pay?

The service is much more comprehensible in iTunes.

At nearly 4 PM, Apple pushed iTunes 12.2 to my Mac. The install was easy. Working the program...nearly impossible. What if they built a maze with goodies at every turn but you couldn't figure out how to get out, never mind retrace your steps? That's Apple Music. Although, it's more comprehensible on the phone, once you get over the hurdle. Why are there so many hurdles?

You load iTunes and you've got no idea where to go, how the program works. You expect to see a button that says "Apple Music," but you don't. Rather you see the usual suspects plus "For You," "New" and "Connect." Also you have "Radio"... Was that there before? I can't remember, I never listened to iTunes Radio, as a matter of fact, the only thing I used iTunes for was to synch my devices, my iPhone and iPad, when it came to music...I used Spotify and Deezer.

So where do I click? How do I get started?

Turns out "Radio" is just that. It's easy to listen to Beats 1, it's at the top of the page. I did some listening, not much, it's gonna take some time to find out if Beats 1 changes the industry. What we want most is for Beats 1 to break acts/records. But with so many deejays and only one channel in an on demand universe where I never want to hear a tune-out... Beats 1 is passive. Even more passive than Pandora. Yet, people love Pandora. But Pandora, theoretically, plays music you want to hear, most people don't want to hear what's playing on Beats 1, that's the nature of a singular radio station.

You click on "New" and...

You see a ton of albums. But is this the iTunes Store or can you play these for free? You gingerly click around and find you can listen. That's cool.

Then you go to "For You." And here you get recommendations based on what bubbles you picked and pricked. An inane idea that yields no fruit. I could explain further, but just try it, it's nearly worthless.

But the playlists... They're near genius.

But to get to the playlists... You've got to click on "New" and scroll down. I stumbled on them by accident and then I couldn't get back. Frustrated me so much. Like I said, shouldn't playlists be under "For You"?

And there are two types of playlists, "Apple Music Editors" and "Curators." What's the difference? Didn't anybody at Apple ask this? Click around and you can see that "Curators" is outsiders, like "Rolling Stone" and "Pitchfork." And there you've got the essence of Apple Music, once you know how to use it, it's pretty good, but it's less than intuitive and the learning curve is, if not steep, definitely uphill. (There's one other playlist type, "Activities," that's too generic for me, my music means too much to me, I don't do random.)

Clicking on "Apple Music Editors" you get to the heart of the matter, the genre playlists. (You cannot open multiple pages! Getting back to where you once belonged can be challenging!) You pick one and...

Let me mention right here, Apple Music looks much better than Spotify. Spotify sucks when it comes to advertising and distributing its message, and design too. This is the legacy of Steve Jobs, look counts. And Apple Music looks good. Not quite good enough to lick, but close.

So, once you're in the genre area, picking, let's say, "Singer/Songwriter," you're confronted with five rows. The first is the most important. It's the playlists, the general ones, the hits and... You click on a playlist and...you discover new music. Really. Well done Apple. I already heard something I liked that I never heard before, "Forget You In LA," by Poema, who I'd never heard of before, never mind played. And there was a track cherry-picked from Arlo Guthrie's old "Washington County" album on another Singer/Songwriter playlist, so...it's kinda thrilling. Assuming you have confidence in the curators.

Below the first row, of playlists, there's a line "Albums You Need To Hear." Of which there are five in every genre. This is great, it separates the wheat from the chaff, you can sample what you should.

And then there's a line "In Rotation - Singer/Songwriter Radio." I thought clicking on these albums would get you customized radio stations, but instead you get full albums you can stream on demand. So, why is it "Radio"? I'm not sure...maybe they play these songs on Beats 1, this is just evidence of the many frustrations on Apple Music, loose ends, that any editor could point out and could be fixed, but it appears no liberal arts major oversaw the overall program, to make it coherent.

And on the last line you've got "Intro To." Where you've got playlists of significant acts. This is much more coherent and understandable than Spotify, and intriguing.

But if you quit iTunes and try to get back to the playlists... Good luck! Just remember, click on "New" and SCROLL DOWN!

And that's the essence of the service, the playlists.

They do not coincide with radio. I checked out the "Electronic" area and...the tracks in the "A-List" (there's an A-List for every genre) did not coincide with the chart, Diplo, the king of the summer, was nowhere to be found, never mind DJ Snake and...

So, what's more important? Radio or Apple Music? Who's got the chart that counts?

This is the essence of the issue. The iTunes sales chart drove sales, people would check out what was on top. Will Apple Music playlists drive consumption? Maybe. If enough people subscribe and use, what's on the A-List will drive the culture. That's a pretty big if, but not an insurmountable one.

All of this is much easier to use on the phone. But, just like in iTunes, you've got to get over the hurdle, you've got to figure out you've got to click on "New" at the bottom of the app to see the playlists, which, once again, you have to scroll down to encounter. Normally you'd click on "New" last, after "My Music" and "For You," but that's not how it works in Apple Musicland.

So, what we've got is a program with a steep learning curve that makes music consumption fun and rewarding, yet is harder to navigate and understand than Spotify. Once again, once you figure the program out, it's best to use it on the desktop, that's where you can SEE the playlists and understand everything.

And Apple Music looks better than Spotify.

And it's got the Apple brand.

But do people want to pay?

Some will.

Most won't.

P.S. There's a setting in the app to make sure your subscription is canceled on 9/30 and you don't get billed, it's all over the web, here's an example: "How to turn off Apple Music's auto-renewal before your free trial ends, Do it now so you don't forget later": http://bit.ly/1T3I0PO And this is why Apple Music will not reach its goal of 100 million subscribers in 12 months. If people can figure out this trick in a matter of hours, they can figure out how to listen to music for free, especially when it's there for the taking on YouTube, where the search works, as opposed to on Apple Music. That's right, start searching, you'll get into backwaters you cannot get out of, assuming you end up where you want to be to begin with.

P.P.S. Connect is a disaster, dead on arrival. There's almost no content. It's Ping without the hope. Yes, Ping was early enough in the social media arc that we were interested, now the acts don't even seem interested. Connect should have been fully populated upon release, it's not.

P.P.P.S. Every genre page has buttons on the top, "Featured," "Playlists" and "Connect." What's the difference between "Featured" and "Playlists"? One of the many questions Apple didn't ask itself before it foisted this design upon us.

P.P.P.P.S. We won't know if Apple Music is a success for a very long time. Even if you're interested, and I am, it's going to take weeks to get into the nooks and crannies and find out if it's a superior experience to what has come before, never mind worth paying for.

P.P.P.P.P.S. Functionality is hobbled. You're gonna get the spinning gear. I'd say it's release day blues, but isn't the goal to have MORE people use the service?

P.P.P.P.P.P.S. There are heart and plus sign icons that don't reveal their meaning when you hover over them and don't seem to be reversible once you've clicked. Apple built its reputation on the seamless experience. Steve Jobs wanted as few buttons on the remote as possible, he was all about leaving stuff out, to avoid confusion. That ethos has left Cupertino.

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. On the homepage, when you log in, there should be the five tracks you MUST hear. This is what the music business is looking for, a way to draw the confused in, expose them to music that titillates them and makes them fans. Instead, you've got to get into the weeds, and that's too much for most people.

More from Travis Kitchens about real music

-  In Willie Nelson’s song ‘Shotgun Willie,’ he says, “You can’t make a record if you ain’t got nothin’ to say.” Willie obviously didn’t anticipate the advent of home recording when that song came out in 1973. It’s my theory that the country genre is dead in part because educated middle-class white people, who have the means to acquire instruments and recording equipment, are conformists who don’t have anything interesting or original to say, and lack appropriate amounts of charisma, wildness, and rebelliousness—key ingredients in country and rock ‘n’ roll. Basically, they are conservatives despite their professed political beliefs and conservatives make shitty fucking rock stars. The social and cultural conditions that created the genre’s best artists were from a time and place when a person’s character was formed by work, regional characteristics (usually including poverty), local dialects, and freedom to think for yourself. Their personalities were able to develop under conditions of relative freedom, even if their bodies were bound to hard labor. Like the old masters, they learned their craft through apprenticeships (the folk tradition), rather than formal education. Television and the internet (paired with capitalism) have basically wiped real culture and diversity out, along with the oral tradition and replaced it with one giant homogenous pile of commodified dogshit.

Another thing: This romanticization of “outlaws” in country has gotten out of hand. Total freedom only works for a very small number of geniuses. With all of its flaws, the label system provided structure and pushback, and artists were often nurtured and guided by producers and managers who helped their careers enormously. It brought a lot of extremely talented people together and provided a place to experiment and collaborate. We talk a lot about the constraints of the system, and overlords like Chet Atkins adding strings to everything and fucking albums up, but when I reach for my favorite albums, few if any of them are self-released. And you can always remove those strings later; just listen to “Naked Willie.” So if you are one of those people who don’t pay for music—fuck you. And if you are making records and not taking risks—fuck you too. Look for new sources of inspiration and do some mixing and matching because fans are sick of hearing the same old shit over and over again.

Travis Kitchens and the corporazation of Country Music

If you had to name one positive thing about the Jason Aldean concert, what would it be?

Well I think the fact that people are getting together to enjoy something is a good thing. Unfortunately in this instance that thing is abominable. As far as I can tell, the corporatization of country music mirrors the corporatization of everything else in this country: communities, schools, worklife, other forms of art. The fans of this music, whether they know it or not, are participating in the dumbing down and stereotyping of an entire region of people. There is as much diversity in the south as anywhere else, if not more, but you don’t see that reflected in this music. It deadens the mind and kills interest in discovering your own past and culture. There are strong undertones of the “us against them” attitude prevalent in contemporary politics. It’s disempowering and promotes the idea that the only values in life are getting fucked up and buying more products. It also promotes the myth of progress in music. Aldean and Florida Georgia Line both said numerous times that night, that they (meaning themselves and the crowd), were “changing country music history.” I agree with them. Wal-Mart also changed history, significantly in small communities like the one I come from, and it’s been completely destructive in some of the ways I already mentioned. The more consolidated and bureaucratic something becomes, the less humane it becomes, because no single person feels responsible for the overall outcomes. Country music is the opposite of that. It is the stories of everyday people and the full spectrum of real human emotions. It’s ironic that they use outlaw/rebel imagery and language in the music, because the effect, and it’s intentional, has been to create a bunch of moronic conformists by parading some buffoon in front of the crowd who supposedly shares their values and interests. Nothing could be further from the truth.

Explaining to Idiots

MINNEAPOLIS (The Borowitz Report)—Many Americans are tired of explaining things to idiots, particularly when the things in question are so painfully obvious, a new poll indicates.

According to the poll, conducted by the University of Minnesota’s Opinion Research Institute, while millions have been vexed for some time by their failure to explain incredibly basic information to dolts, that frustration has now reached a breaking point.

Of the many obvious things that people are sick and tired of trying to get through the skulls of stupid people, the fact that climate change will cause catastrophic habitat destruction and devastating extinctions tops the list, with a majority saying that they will no longer bother trying to explain this to cretins.

Coming in a close second, statistical proof that gun control has reduced gun deaths in countries around the world is something that a significant number of those polled have given up attempting to break down for morons.

Finally, a majority said that trying to make idiots understand why a flag that symbolizes bigotry and hatred has no business flying over a state capitol only makes the person attempting to explain this want to put his or her fist through a wall.

In a result that suggests a dismal future for the practice of explaining things to idiots, an overwhelming number of those polled said that they were considering abandoning such attempts altogether, with a broad majority agreeing with the statement, “This country is exhausting.”