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An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman,

a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, a New Englander,

an Argentinean, a Dane, several Americans (including a southerner,

and a Californian ), an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian, a Japanese,

a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian,

a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian,

a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan,

a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean,

a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran,

a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, a Fijian,

a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner,

a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian,

a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander,

a Tajik, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian,

a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian,

a Bahamanian, a Belarussian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian,

a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Kyrgyz,

a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Taiwanese,

an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb,

a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian,

a Norwegian and 47 Africans walk into a fine restaurant.

 

"I'm sorry," said the maître d', "but you can't come in here without a Thai."