Prairie Home Companion Joke of the Day 
Three guys die in a car crash, and after a while are all waiting at the pearly gates. St Peter asks the first guy "What did you do for a living?" to which he replies "I was a neurosurgeon, and I earned $600,000 a year." St. Peter says "Ok, you can go on in."
Then St Peter asks the second guy "What did you do for a living?" to which he replies "I was a plumber, and I earned $60,000 a year". St Peter says "Ok, you can go on in."
Finally, the third guy steps up and says proudly "I earned almost $6000 a year!" to which St Peter replies "Well, what instrument did you play?"
Three guys die in a car crash, and after a while are all waiting at the pearly gates. St Peter asks the first guy "What did you do for a living?" to which he replies "I was a neurosurgeon, and I earned $600,000 a year." St. Peter says "Ok, you can go on in."
Then St Peter asks the second guy "What did you do for a living?" to which he replies "I was a plumber, and I earned $60,000 a year". St Peter says "Ok, you can go on in."
Finally, the third guy steps up and says proudly "I earned almost $6000 a year!" to which St Peter replies "Well, what instrument did you play?"