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Pretty Good Joke of the Day from A Prairie Home Companion®
Four engineers were arguing about what type of engineer God was. The mechanical engineer said "God had to be a mechanical engineer." He went on saying look at the human body, it's a marvel of engineering with all the levers and joints. He said we can't build a machine that is capable of as much beauty in motion as a ballerina.

The electrical engineer said "God must be an electrical engineer, just look at the amazing way humans control their bodies with electrical impulses conducted along the nerves. The other thing is the brain, it is essentially billions of electrical connections."

The chemical engineer spoke up and said "God must be a chemical engineer." He went on to say none of the motion would be possible without the amazing chemical processes that take in food and convert it to energy to move muscles and control it all with electro/chemical processes that operate the nerves and brain.

The civil engineer spoke up next saying only a civil engineer would put a waste disposal system in the middle of a recreational area.

From JOhn Lord, Scarborough, Maine


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