DEFINITIONS

Willy-nilly, adj. Impotent

Lymph, v. To walk with a lisp.

Testicle, n. A humorous question on an exam.

Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease

Glibido: All talk and no action.