Willy-nilly, adj. Impotent
Lymph, v. To walk with a lisp.
Testicle, n. A humorous question on an exam.
Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease
Glibido: All talk and no action.